don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

pretty sure neither Hemingway nor Shakespeare are even writers under this description

also I hope this is sarcasm

(via selfconsciousfangirl)

If you try to delight the undelightable, you’ve made yourself miserable for no reason.

— Seth Godin